abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via fake-mermaid)

Stay cool, hang loose, admit nothing. - Cara Delevingne (via carah0lic)

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

NO ONE MENTIONS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM.

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah